A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.
One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. Do you want a bag? the cashier asks NO the guy says, she`s not that ugly!
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