Thursday, 5 January 2017

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Wednesday, 10 February 2016

Three women were sitting in a bar, (brunette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant.

The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a baby boy". 

The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived. 

The blonde thinks Doggy and starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".

Sunday, 24 January 2016

AUSTRALIA DAY - Its a day for Australians to celebrate everything thats great about being Australian, towns and cities, there are community breakfasts, beach parties, corroborees and concerts, parades and pageants, sporting events, cultural and historic exhibitions and fireworks displays - Citizenship ceremonies are held to welcome new residents - There’s no better time to visit to meet Australians and see the country at its most relaxed.

Saturday, 23 January 2016

Sexual Exhaustion 

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. 

One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. 

After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, Not an excuse! you can use your other hand to write.

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